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Bandages with cloths, plate XII.
From First aid to the injured; with special reference to accidents occuring in the mountains, by Oskar Bernhard, London, 1900.
The choice is yours.
This is a shit ton of bullshit and shaming. People are born with health problems and perfectly healthy people develop health problems. There isn’t always a choice.
are your eyes red, itchy, and inflamed? don’t reach for those eyedrops, just grab a fucking red pepper and shove that into your eyes instead, just fucking jam all the vegetables you can into your eyes you fucking animal just do it
Inject V8 directly into your veins you miserable bag of trash. Get a giant syringe full of vegetable juice and stab right through your fucking arm in a wild attempt to cure your heart condition.
Wow, and here I could have saved all the time and discomfort of fucking brain surgery by eating a leek or something. WHO KNEW?!
Shove a cucumber up your ass. Just shove it on up there. It’ll clear those sinuses of yours.
OH my god.
Thank you tumblr.
No see the ones on the right are “natural remedies”, which, as we all know, work far better than the evil medicine (poison) provided by qualified doctors.
Currently rubbing Brussels sprouts against my face in an effort to cure my OCD.
Gonna try dragon fruit so I can become an actual dragon next.
A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training
Mae Martin is the best! :)
Please do not laminate your queers
do not laminate your queers